1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
The back of my head is tingling.OMG EVERYONE GO GET UR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS. IT’S ACTUALLY SO COOL. BUT U NEED HEADPHONES FOR IT TO WORK
HOLY SHIT. THE WHISPER AT THE END.
BAG ON THE HEAD OMG.
HOLY SHIT WHY HAVENT I EVER SEEN THIS ON MY DASH IT IS INCREDIBLE OMG
THIS IS FUKCING AMAZING IM NOT OKAY OMG IT SOUNDS SO REAL I COVERED MY EYES AND OMG
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR SWEET BABY JESUS
yES THIS IS FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH
YES YES YES
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH ITS BACK
WHEN HE WHISPERED I FEEL LIKE I FELT HIS BREATH ON MY EAR SWEET JESUS
ONFG THAT WAS THE MOST MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE LIKE WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK? HOWEVER DID THIS IS A FUCKING GENIUS!
i want to move to a small apartment by myself in a new city and i want to decide which furniture i want and what i want for dinner and whether or not i want to stay out all night and i want to travel and meet new people and fall in love and go have my own adventures because i’m sick of this washed-up place filled with annoying people
corny ass dude in cheap work clothes and a tie:
bye vagina it was nice knowing you